My last post before gaining 15 pounds

 It’s a slow news day when you feel compelled to blog about the changes in the break room. But I am way excited.

New microwaves. Three new vending machines, ones that may even accept the new five dollar bill. Plastic forks and spoons in the drawers! The drawers are full of them! The war is over, we won. I’m not sure what we did to deserve such awesomeness, but I’m not going to question it.

They got rid of the canned juice machine, but the new drink machine has *some* juice in it. Some changes are for the best. Some are not.

Yesterday, I got a jumbo honey bun out of one of the old machines and ate the whole thing, despite knowing it seriously had 600 calories in it. Those buns are gone. They have been replaced by CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED HONEY BUNS.

If only I had a dollar.


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