A random conversation over gchat

This is a discussion Brandon and I had this morning over gmail instant messenger. Yesterday, he made me send out an e-mail to my office, asking if anyone had a truck and would be willing help us move a couch from Westerville to our new apartment after work tonight. His dad is coming up tonight and will help us move it. A very understanding and kind co-worker said yes, and this is what followed this morning after I confirmed plans with her (do ignore the spelling errors, etc.):

Brandon: you could cancel her
since dad has the truck
aprarently
me: what
and how long has he had the truck
Brandon: since knoxville
he has straps and everything
we just need a tarp and blankets
for padding
me: omg
when did he leave knoxville? today?
Brandon: no
last week
been in chicago
me: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Brandon: at flight school
me: WHY THE HELL DIDN”T YOU TELL ME HE HAD THE TRUCK
Brandon: I DIDN”T KNOW
OMG
me: omg….
Brandon: i thought he had the cherokee
the vehicle he always travels in
sorry
sorry sorry sorry
me: ok well i am going to go tell her right now
omg
Brandon: sorry
ttyl
Sent at 10:15 AM on Friday
me: Brenda was very understanding
Brandon: i am really sorry
you tell her it was your dumb man’s fault
and you gals need to stick together?
me: i did
i’m sorry
it had to be done
Brandon: okay.
:(
me: sorry!
i still love you!
and you’ll probably never meet brenda
if Mohammad ever catches you late for work
you can somehow blame it on my lady problems
even though i clearly don’t have lady problems
Brandon: your menstration atracts bears that i must fight off monthly
it takes its toll
me: lol
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