Snarky Facebook Thoughts

I would rather not be tagged than tagged in a photo you took of me. If it’s an uggo photo, I’m going to untag it to because I am super vain. And probably so are you, because you post photos on Facebook.

I probably only comment on the statuses of the same eight to ten people.

If you post something obnoxiously religious and/or racist, I’ll probably never forget you did, no matter how much I want to.

The word “hubby” is stupid.

I don’t look too closely at people’s names when I read my news feed and often get people mixed up. If your name is Jessica you better hope I don’t have another friend named Jessica with your same last initial. This leads to confusing thoughts like, “When did this person have a kid?”

The same goes for people with very similar, tiny profile pictures.

I  don’t care THAT much about your babies or their poop…

…Unless it’s my niece. And even then I’d be wary about the poop thing. Luckily my brother and sister-in-law spare their Facebook friends.

STATUSES IN ALL CAPS ARE SUPER ANNOYING unless they are done so ironically.

Your profile picture should be of yourself, not your dog/infant/inanimate object. Otherwise, between that and your married name, how will I be able to realize I went to high school with you and reject your friend request? Not helpful, guys. Just saying.